Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
(Source: teap0ts, via tuhatyheksansataayheksakaks)
the boy who leapt through mirrors and the magical lace weavers of Olonets
Anonymous asked: Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?
no. i’ll probably check it out and probably regret i did
who are you anon? D: i feel uneasy that somebody bothers asking me questions
credit:http://theconsultingsherlockian.tumblr.com/
I dunno you guys…
I think they should make out……
<>-<> i agree
i’m crying
i ship it
can i join this ship is hot
so canon guys
this is way better than the typical chain of angry reblogs
“O-other Girl,” I said, blushing like an anime character, “I’m not sure if I want to do a Jager Bomb.”
“Relax,” Other Girl says, and slips on a Native American war bonnet. “You must learn to live like our patron party saint, Ke$ha. Otherwise you’ll be another stuck-up, party-pooping bitch on Tumblr like the rest of ‘em.”
“Y-you can’t do that!” I cry, pointing at her headband. “Th-that’s cultural appropriation!”
“Shhhh,” she shushes me, putting a finger to my lips. “Just remember what the good scribe said, sugartits.”
I give a sigh. “YOLO,” I say, as I take the shot.
And then she kisses me.
It was the most magical night of my life.
oh my god, perfect
THE FACT THAT THIS IS A FUCKING THING OMG
truebatstory ;)
I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK
when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟
(Source: sometimesoverwhelming, via monkan)
