Ask me anything

why do the dead get the most flowers?
Check out my art blog, will you?

goraihadoken:

channel63:

lesbomancer:

viekastv:

Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

congratulations you just taught a wh0ole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+

No meth addict would believe this

congratulations you just taught a wh0ole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+ also i am 12 and don’t know how drugs work”

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1 week ago
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blizzard-bells:

egbertitties:

atomicpowered:

gr0sse:

higashizawa:

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign

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And my personal favorite

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I had to reblog this, I’m sorry

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1 week ago
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theylvis:

another-casualty-to-society:

Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

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1 week ago
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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

folie-a-ducks:

lualmu:

the-angels-take-asgard:

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

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1 week ago
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Ok, so the kids at my school keep changing the backgrounds in the computer lab:

mechanicalelf:

So I put this as one of the backgrounds

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Yesterday, I found that someone changed my background to something soccer related, so just to mess around with them, I put this

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Today, I looked at all the computers around me, plus my computer and

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You children…………..

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You are playing a dangerous game.

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1 week ago
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jethroq:

danadelions:

ja ja ja ja ja
a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???

you decide

Finnish person struggling to remember what they were about to say next

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1 week ago
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thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

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1 week ago
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linrenzo:

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

Yo

linrenzo:

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

Yo

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2 weeks ago
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